Young NYC Female Likes Her Bourbon and Is STD Free

By bbqandbourbon on Mar 18, 2010 in Featured, Kentucky Barbeque

New York Magazine has a ongoing feature where they ask someone to chronicle their week.

This bourbon lover isn’t your stereotypical bourbon lover… she mentions her love for the bonded twice in seven days…

This week: the Advertising Underling Sleeping Around While Waiting for Mr. Right; 22, female, Chelsea,straight, single.

Day One:

7:30 p.m.: Check mail at apartment and see a letter from my gynecologist. I = STD FREE! Great success.
9:30 p.m.: At trivia with some friends, including Euro Guy, a student I met through my friend. We’ve hooked up a few times, unbeknownst to my best guy friend, Ben. Order a bourbon and Diet Coke. Game on.

Day Seven:

Noon: Giving blood for the first time. Pass all of the weird sexual questions with flying colors and feel instantly better about myself.
6:30 p.m.: At the liquor store in my neighborhood. Buy far too much bourbon.
7 p.m.: Train to Long Island. Euro Guy is acting distant. He tells me I am a stain and better slow down on the drinking. Can’t tell if he is amused or horrified.