No Roughneck here.

truTV BLACK GOLD is paying me a dingy’s worth of money to write this. (As opposed to a truBOATLOAD of money.)

I wish I could be like one of the truTV BLACK GOLD characters.

I mean, just look at some of these guys. I love these guys (I mean love as in I Love Miller Chill, OMG, that’s even gayer… like in a Knob Hill, no… shit! A Strong bourbon way .)

They swear and cuss and yell at each other. While on the job. Jeezus, I want to be a roughneck. Like Gretchen…

Apart from the fact that I’ve been employed by the boss from Hell. I mean, guy still is batting off the fresh brimstone when he arrives every morning. What am I meant to do about this?

Yeah, you’re thinking to be a roughneck you have to tussle with oil pipes and drill bits and porn mustaches while you work.
Well Suburban Hippie is not someone I would want to be on the wrong side of.  She is about four foot nothing in hooker heels, and apparently found some fantastic capri pants that would make a male roughneck want to grab her booty, but RoughNeck Gretchen probably could wither you with a look.
For sure with that mouth of hers.
I’m a fan of Black Gold on truTV, (they can’t pay me enough to buy my opinion.) It’s a TIVO folder and when I’m in the mood for some rough and tumble reality Tee Vee (not Wipeout, tyvm) I’m on Black Gold like stink on shit.

Yeah, I wish I could swear like these guys. You know my admiration for creative swearing. As is Dilbert creator, Scott Adams.

Christ on a Cracker

Still the undisputed champion is the uber-cusser, Fly, but he’s even mellowed.

It’s nice to know there are still Roughnecks who are protecting and preserving manhood for the gene pool and oil pools.

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