I saw some fun stuff today while surfing. I love this built-in six pack ab builder tee shirt. Ript Fusion promises – promises to give me a studly torso.

Just pull on their new RIPT undershirt and watch your body transform into a ripped lean torso.

Yeah, ripped lean torso. That’s just what I need.

And then pour me into some denim from Armani Exchange who decided that I was the perfect candidate to pay to write about their denim.

They wanted me to pick out some jeans and show them to you. I went with my new dream body, and picked the Low Rise Slim, Urban Destruction and Boot Cut (because you don’t see fat cowboys.) My new RIPT Fusion Torso Torquer will eliminate my Dunlop (muffin top? psheeeyeah, right) gut.

Armani Low Rise Boot Cut

Armani Low Rise Slim

Armani Urban Destruction

So here’s the Armani Exchange deal:
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• New Premium Denim starting at $98″
• Win a pair of denim every day for the moth of July by texting the keyword “DENIM2″ to ARMANI (276264). Or go here.
• Purchase a full price pair of denim from Armani Exchange, in store or online, between 7/7/09 – 7/19/09 will receive a gift card of $20 off you next purchase of $100 or more, valid 7/30/09 through 8/15/09.

Mr. Armani interprets his sensual and unique style to create a casual, yet sophisticated collection for the young, urban and sexy. It designs, manufactures, distributes and retails fashion and lifestyle products, including apparel, accessories, eyewear, watches, jewelry, and music.

That is just so me!

Of course they want you to follow them on Twitter@ArmaniExchange
In my dreams, my new Twitter @ will be @lowriseslimurbandestructor
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